Reader Beware: Fighting The 'Chitis

It has been brought to my attention that my writing is retarded has been a bit off lately -- even more so than it usually is.  I'm on a lot of drugs, people.  Four prescriptions -- at a cost of $60 (horrible health plan) -- to fight off this rare disease known in the West Indies as bronchitis.  Doctors tell me a lesser man would have died weeks ago (horrible health plan only allows me to see doctors with GED's).  Somehow I soldier on.  Bear with me.

Image -Jared Crast's Facebook Self-portrait from the Urgent Care bathroom while waiting 90 minutes wearing a swine flu mask.