From the Mind of Oompah

Ben Berrios is a former DJ and Executive Board member of WNYO. In a move that I am sure to reget later, I have allowed Ben to post on this blog without editing. Some people call this man functionally retarded. We here at WNYO call him...actually, come to think of it we're the ones who labeled him functionally retarded. More on Berrios later, here is his first post:

You know when you have a team like the Patriots and a coach like Belichick (who was a guaranteed lock for the Hall, which he might be) is all besides the point let me say this as loud as possible, YOU CHEATED….YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER GUTTER TRASH and in lame man terms YOU’RE GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In other exciting news in sports, according to an article posted on Yahoo Sports website the Patriots are ranked as the number one NFL team. I mean is this stupid they should have forfeited the game to Mangini and the JETS I mean clearly I know Chad and his shoulder were a little uncooperative but it wasn’t like the game wasn’t close. I mean THEY CHEATED WTF WAS THE COMMISH THINKING I MEAN OMG THEY CHEATED…..VIDEO TAPED OBVIOUSLY VERY CLEAR EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED 3D GOGGLES TO SEE THAT ARE YOU DRUNK I MEAN EVEN A MAN WITH A CLEAR VISION EVEN HE WAS DRUNK COULD SEE THERE WAS A CAMERA ON THE SIDELINE AND THEY CHEATED I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS THEY CHEATED!!!!!!!!!!!! END OF STORY THEY CHEATED THAT IS COMPLETE AND UTTER GUTTER TRASH, GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben Berrios

Upon reading this, I feel as though I may have mislabeled Ben when I called him functionally retarded. During his time away from Oswego State his condition has clearly worsened, and he is now ginormously retarded. WNYO staffers are hard at work trying to de-code this post and will provide a translation as soon as possible. If you're asking yourself, "who is this man/thing?" read this.